FOOD

Feed me, feed me, give me food,
Give me food that's really rude,
Spread it on your partner when they're in the nude!
Give me food with attitude.

Chilli con carne,
Mexican rice,
Adds loads of spice,
To make it tasty and nice.

Feed me, feed me, fill me to the top,
Take me to the local shop, I'll eat the bloody lot.
Feed me, feed me, I don't care how,
I'm so hungry I could eat a cow.

Gimme some bread and a pound of lard,
Because eating lard is really hard.

Feed me, feed me, fish covered in batter,
I don't care how you feed me, it really doesn't matter.
Surprise me, surprise me, give me something new,
Give me something different so I can chew.

Feed me, feed me, I'll have another course,
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
Feed me, feed me, loads of pork,
I'll use my fingers, don't need no knife and fork.

Feed me, feed me, sustenance for the brain,
And to wash it down I'll drink a pint of rain.
Feed me, feed me, my plate I shall lick,
And then I'll keep on eating until I am sick!

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